Headline: "Dog Accidentally Shoots his Owner in the Back." That's What the Dog Wants You to Think... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"If Someone Offers You Frilly Women's Lingerie on the Street, Call Police"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Meet Pasco County's Most Notorious Driver. He's Got No Arms, One Leg, and a Drug Problem... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Oh, The People I Meet, by Streeter Seidell... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

So then I Thought, "How Can We Make Shopping for Art More Emasculating?"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Another Great Mountain-Bike-Jump-Crash Video... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Hamburgler Canoe Long Jump Blooper, Whatever that Means... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

In a Fight Between a Guy With a Band and a Piano, the Piano Would Be the Underdog. Underdogs Sometimes Win... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

OJ Simpson Prank Calls. Hat Tip to Kidd Chris Fans... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

McGruff the Crime Dog Weighs in on the Michael Vick Scandal... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Stripping is Harder Than it Looks. It Should Be Left to the Professionals... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Today's "Reporter Apologizes for Comment that, When You Think About it, is Kind of True" Story... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

People Do Weird Things for Sexual Gratification, But This Takes it to a Whole New Level... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

There are Plenty of Effective Ways to Get Rid of Mosquitoes. This Isn't One of Them... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Car Carrying Batman, Robin, Superman and Spiderman Breaks Down. No, Really... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Stop Means Stop. South Dakota Man Arrested for Sex with Street Signs... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Friends and Colleagues: My Wife is Leaving Me for Ted Turner Because He Looks Like a Kidtoucher She Once Knew... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

This Guy's Point is So Good I'm Afraid to Shower... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Opie and Anthony - To Catch a Chris Hansen... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Michael Showalter Showalter with Guest Andy Samberg... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Director Kevin Smith vs. a Fan at Comic-Con... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Proof that Elephants Really are the Smartest Animals in the Jungle... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If Girls Gone Wild Doesn't Do it For You Anymore, This is For You... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Hardest Skateboard Fall I've Ever Seen. What Would You Do if You Knew You Couldn't Die?... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

AIM News Really Seems to Have Priorities In Line... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

JOUST: Because Sometimes All You've Only Got Mops and Rolling Chairs Lying Around... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Truely Epic Soccer Misses... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Very Biblical Clip from Maury Povich... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

An Upskirt Shot and a Blooper in One Video. Not Bad... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

STAIRFALL: How Good Would it Feel to Throw Someone Down the Stairs? Find Out... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

You've Got This All Wrong. I'm Not Gay, I'm Just Afraid of Black People... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"You Don't Lose it Just Because You Get Old." Boy I Wish He Was Talking About His Memory... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I Never Know Whether These are Staged Or Not, But Tom Green Really Seems Pissed... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The R-Rated Trailer for Superbad. God this Movie Looks Like it Rocks... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

How Can You Better Ensure You'll Get Raped in Prison? Here's How... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Jim Norton Performs on Jimmy Kimmel Live... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Weirdest Dentist Ever is Trying to Regain Her License to Practice... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"A Man Who Was Accused of Having Sex With a Sheep Has Walked Free Because the Animal Was Unable to Testify"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Keith Richards: First He Snorted His Dad, Then He Didn't, Now He Did Again... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

How You Know You're Gay... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Study: Breast Implants Up Suicide Risk." It Couldn't Be that the Women Getting Implants Already Have Some Issues... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Think Stuffed Crust Pizza is Strange? Look What They Serve in Pizza Hut Japan... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Uncle Magic, the Hip-Hop Magician. I Checked, it's Real... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Very Strange Japanese Commercial, Featuring Hulk Hogan... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Conclusive Proof That God Doesn't Exist, Or if He Does He Hates TV Preachers... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Episode 1 of DAVID WAIN'S "Wainy Days"... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

You Know Those Great "Fire in the Hole" Drive-Thru Videos We Always Post? Well You May Want to Lay Off For a While... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Participants in the Homeless World Cup Don't Want to Go Home... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Straight Firefighters Forced to Join in "Gay Pride" Parade. What Could Go Wrong?... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Newest Health Craze: Staring Directly Into the Sun... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

12 Memorable Newspaper Comic-Strip Deaths... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If You Like Minesweeper, You'll Love Minesweeper: The Movie... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

CLASSIC: Steve Martin in The Absent Minded Waiter... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Jonah Ray Shows You How to Get Your Clothes Clean for Free... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I Said Gag Me With a Spoon, Not Stab Me With a Fork... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

What Drew Carey Has to Look Forward To... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Little Girl vs. Moving Treadmill. Place Your Bets, People... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I Support the President on This Issue. Zombies Should Eat U.S. Beef... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Just So We're Clear on This, It's Okay for Asian People to Do Funny Asian Voices on Prank Calls... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Nothing Better Than Some BBQ, Some Balloons, and Some Queer Bashing, According To The ONION... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Man Robs Subway with Imaginary Mythical Sword... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

This Story Has Something to Do Woth Comic Tony Rosato. I Can't Make Heads or Tails of it, Though... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Cops Seek "Professionals" Who Removed Man's Testicles. That's a Place You Never Want to See Quotes Used Sarcastically... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"The problem Was Not that [She] Was Performing Bizarre Religious Rituals but that She Was Coercing Her Staff to Participate"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Remember the People Who Aren't Allowed to Name Their Kid 4Real? They're Naming Him Superman Instead... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Priest Arrested for Jogging Naked. Reason? He Sweats Too Much... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Loved the Beating Up of the Kids. Hated the Ending... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Watching Faceplant Videos is Like Watching Porn. The More You Watch, the More You Want to Watch... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

C'mon, You and I Both Know Lot Was Into Some Freaky Stuff... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Nice Little FCC Prank Played on That Youth Pastor Who Misspoke... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"HEY THERE DELILAH" Parody. Thank God Because I HATE This Song... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

OK, You Can Either Choose 2 Years In Prison, Or Bitch Slap Each Other For 5 Minutes... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

This is Our Second "Guy Intentionally Cuts Off His Junk" Story of the Week. Hopefully It's Our Last... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If You Get Pulled Over for DUI, Eating Your Socks Probably Isn't the Best Way to Show You're Sober... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Imus Unexpectedly Shows Up on MSNBC. That Honkey's Nuts... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Compilation of the Best Bloopers from MXC... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

They Must Get Pissed When They Get A Standing Ovation... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

If Your Dead Dog Has a Swear in Its Name, Expect People to Have a Problem When You Bury It in a Human Cemetary... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Hehe..."Freak" Accident, Get It?... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Goes Great With Some Cock Sauce... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

It's About Time We Stop Making It So Easy to Be Handicapped... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Worst Town Ever... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Ball Buster: Try to Bust Your Opponents Balls... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Montage of Dogs Getting Stuck Together After Sex... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Good Prank. That's All I've Got. I Don't Feel Like Writing a Funny Caption... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS: Foux Da Fa Fa (By The Way, This Show Has Gotten Funnier Every Week)... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Two Grown Newsmen Spatting Like Children... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

That's What I Want For My Birthday, a Lifetime of Neck Pain... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If Someone is Running Around On the Second Floor of a Boat, This is Exactly What You'd Hope Would Happen... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Nothing Says Redneck Like Calling a Car in Your Backyard Home For Seven Years... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

When a Sex Offender Rehab Clinic is Put Next to a Rape Crisis Center, It's the Puppets Who Suffer... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Ever Wonder How Much a Stray Japanese Cat Can Lift? Wonder No More... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Brightest Young Things Interview the Hilarious EUGENE MIRMAN... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Schoolteacher in a Wheelchair Resigns After Winning a Bubba the Love Sponge Contest... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Top News Story in Japan? Mongolian Sumo Wrestler Meltdown... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I Just Keep Telling Myself This Can't Possibly Be Real... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Louis CK Discovers That In the World of Animation, He Can Do Absolutely Anything... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Episode 2 of DAVID WAIN'S "Wainy Days". I Hope He Made 100 Of These... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Bad: Falling Down. Worse: Falling Down While Wearing A Pink Panther Costume... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Looking Stupid & Dislocating Your Shoulder At The Same Time... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

CONAN O'BRIEN & A Duck... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Shoplifter Thinks You Can't Be Arrested for Stealing if You Make It Out of the Store... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Collection of Mugshots of People Who Wear Shirts With a Message... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "When Using Note to Commit Crime, Toss Out the Drafts"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Kid in Blackface, On Behalf of UNICEF: "In Africa, Kids Don't Come to School Late, But Not at All"...