Texas is a Great Place. Just Ask This Guy... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

It Doesn't Matter What the Circumstances Are, Watching Someone Get Nailed In the Face With a Basketball Never Gets Old... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Sarah Silverman Breaks Jimmy Kimmel Some Important News... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Chris Berman Flips Out Between Takes... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Beautiful Sport of Squash. In Public... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

It Seems Like the French Don't Quite Understand of the Rules of Football... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

The Onion Runs a Story Titled "Hero Firefighter Loses Lifelong Battle With Fire," Apologizes to the Firefighter Whose Mother Thought He Had Died... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Guy Has His Money Torn Up and Shoved Up His Ass By a Cop. Very Duke Nukemesque... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "Blind Woman Makes Second Bid For State Acupuncture License"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Five Year Anniversary Edition of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Guy No One Has Ever Heard of Lists the Top 5 Reasons to Hate Dane Cook... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Drunk History Volume 2: Ben Franklin, Featuring Jack Black... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

David Wain In Talks to Produce a Wet Hot American Summer Musical... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Five People Who Made it Out Of the Last Comic Standing L.A. Audition, With Videos. I Can't Even Pretend This Show Will Be Worth Watching... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

In a Stark Departure From Centuries of Convention, a Mattress Store is Experimenting With a Non-Blowout Sale... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If You Love Things You're Already Familiar With, You'll Love Reference Movie... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Chips and Salsa. Some Random Silliness For You... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Looking for the Perfect Wedding Song? Look No More... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Al Franken is Leading in the Minnesota Senate Race. A Year From Now, C-SPAN Could Be Funnier Than SNL... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If I Ever Audition for a Movie, This Will Be My Audition Monologue... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Another New Edition of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Fat Monkey Riding an Undersized Deer. What Kind of Zoo is This Anyway?... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

This Video Would Look Exactly The Same If You Exposed the Dog to Nerve Gas... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The 20 Creepiest Album Covers of All Time... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Drunk History Volume 2.5, Featuring Jack Black... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"When I Was a Young Man, There Was No Uncertainty in the World - Dinner Was at 5:30 Sharp, People Who Got Married Stayed That Way, and My Anus Didn't Leak"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "Crack Found in Man's Buttocks"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

All of the Super Bowl Ads, All in One Place. What Was Your Favorite?... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Reporter Curses on Air. No, a New One... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Until I Saw This Video, I Was Unaware That They Had Insane Commercials in Other Countries... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I Want This Man in the Senate. It Could Be My Favorite Political Commercial Ever... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Israeli Soldiers Suspended for Mooning Palestinians." Shooting Them Apparently Still Okay... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Jon Lajoie's Song for Britney... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

The 7th Episode of Break a Leg: Courting 101... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Elected 2008 with Comedian Ted Alexandro... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

Now That the Pats are 19-0, You Can Pick Up Your Commemerative Book on Amazon.com... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Chronicles of a Student-Teacher Affair... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If You're Looking For Political Advice, the Signs Are Everywhere... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If This Ad Ran Last Night During the Super Bowl, Everyone in America Would Be Talking About How Great it is... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If You're Thought the One Thing Lacking From the Super Bowl Was a Longer Version Justin Timberlake Pepsi Ad, This Video is For You. And Your Gay... Submitted By Jack - 2 Comments

Punchline Magazine Interviews The Whitest Kids U' Know... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If You Were a Big Fan of Arrested Development, Your Day Just Got a Whole Lot Better... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

An Interview With Susie Essman... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Ben Karlin (The Onion, The Daily Show, Colbert Report) Sits Down for an Interview With Amazon.com... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Any Story That Starts With "A Naked Martial Arts Expert Battled Police" Has Got to Be Good... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

What Happens When an Anatomically Incorrect Pizza Boy Meets a Sausage Craving Blonde? David Cross Is Pizza Boy... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Guy Lets His Friend Shoot Him With a Tranquilizer Dart. He Immediately Regrets That Decision... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

An Interesting New Strategy In a Footrace: Scream the Whole Time... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Stella (Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, & David Wain) On Obama... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Comic Aries Spears Arrested in New York City for "Forcible Touching"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Punchline Magazine Interview With Mike Birbiglia... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

You Ready to Get Really Frustrated Really Fast? Have Fun With This Game... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

People Are Always Happy to Help. Until They Realize You're Not Really a Cripple... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Why Would've Thought Ben Dover Was a Real Person... Submitted By Jack - 2 Comments

"Mate, Your Girlfriend Was a Bloke." With a Pic of the Girlfriend/Bloke in Question... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The Onion is There... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Comedy Central to Roast Willie Nelson on April 17... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The New Parody Sitcom, Gay Roommates. "You Did Not Just Pour the Mug of Confetti On Me!"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

What Really Set Chris Berman Off in That Tirade Video? Looks Like it Was Emmitt Smith... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

David Spade as Daniel Day Lewis in, "There Will Be Oscars"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Trailer for "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," the Upcoming Judd Apatow Project... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Apparently, You Can't Talk About the Black Man's Willy on British TV. Even Though the Black Man's Willy is a Plant... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

When Your Out at the Bar, You Should Always Remember That a Dolphin is Not a Taxi Cab... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

At Least Kids in Cambodia & Somalia Will Think the Patriots Were Perfect... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Defendant Knocks Out His Attorney... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Dancing Chick Finds Out There's Not Enough Stage to Hold Her Moves... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Cops Find a Bag of Crack in a 400 Lb. Man's Belly Button... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Iraq To Pass Law Requiring Waiting Period For Suicide Vests. The Onion Reports... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 8... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Chris Rock Turns 43 Today. Here He is At His Best... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The A.V. Club Interviews Monty Python Founding Member John Cleese... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

It's Almost Like He's Half Face Planting and Half Break Dancing... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Not Just a Faceplant, a Dirt Faceplant... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Gallagher's Watermellon Painted Ten-Passenger Limo is For Sale. If You Just Have to Have a Watermellon Painted Ten-Passenger Limo... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Is This Headline Missing an S Or a Comma?... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Current and Former 2008 Presidential Candidates Next to Their Muppet Counterparts... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Street Hockey, Lunatic Style... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Why Can't All PSAs Be as Unintentionally Funny as This One?... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Man vs. Girls Gone Wild... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Some Kid Attempting a 360 Dunk Smashes His Head On the Rim... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Dude Falls for the Maze Scare Prank... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Overweight Man Squashes Wife to Death"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Two Preview Clips From Mike Birbiglia's Comedy Central Special Set to Air This Saturday... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Louis CK Has Been Signed Up For Ricky Gervais's Film This Side Of the Truth"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Lecture Crashers 3: Tokyo Drift. Sit Through the Longish Intro, it's Worth It... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

You've Heard of Mindfreak. Now, Enjoy Mimefreak... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Chick Dances on Desk, Proceeds Chick Falls Off of Said Desk. You Know the Drill... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I Just Got Back From the Whitest Kids U' Know Show in NYC a Little While Ago. Here's a Video From Season 2, Which Premieres Sunday on IFC... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

GM Introduces New 2008 Line Of Layoffs. The Onion Has the Scoop... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Appropriately Titled "Fat Man Jumps on a Large Exercise Ball"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If This Isn't the Most Painful Way to Fall on a Skateboard, It's Got to Be Close... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

That's Not Even Close to How You're Supposed to Use a Half Pipe. Now Get Up and Try Again... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Break Dancer Knocks Himself Dizzy. But He's a Trooper, So He's Pushes Through, With Hilarious Consequences... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

If You Never Thought You'd Enjoy Watching a Cooking Show, You Thought Wrong... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

A Preview of Horrible People, a New Series With a Cast That Includes David Wain & AD Myles... Submitted By Jack - 2 Comments

The Backstorys of Some Famous Comics From Chicago... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Dead Frog Interviews Mike Birbiglia... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Do Your Best Jagger, Or Else... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Bonus Footage From That TV Lawyer Spoof Video We Posted a While Back... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Tyra Banks Exposes Squashing, What Could Be the Strangest Fetish I've Ever Seen. And You'll Want to Stick Around for the End of This One... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"A Woman Was Devastated to Find Her Miscarried Fetus Had Been Mistakenly Packed Into a Bag With Her Belongings By Hospital Staff"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Ramsey Brothers Bring You "The Interrogator"... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Another Week of Unnecessary Censorship With Jimmy Kimmel... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Dude Comes Home From Work and Relaxes With a Giant Yoga Ball... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Do You Have a Wacky Thing You Do? Are You Funny? Are You Wacky?" Last Comic Standing Wants You. Yuck... Submitted By