Actual Headline: "Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Rodney Dangerfield's Widow Has Won the Rights to His Stand-Up Act, Following a Dispute With Her Stepdaughter"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Man Tries to Rob Video Store With Jello Box... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

SheckyMagazine Knows Who Wins Last Comic Standing, In Case You Want to Save the Time it Takes to Sit Through That Awful Show... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Bob and David Drop Their HBO Pilot... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Funny or Die Has Tapped 'Saturday Night Live' Scribe Andrew Steele to Serve as the Creative Director of the Comedy Website"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Filmmaker Kevin Smith Has Won an Appeal to Lower the Rating For His Comedy 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' From an Adults-Only NC-17 to an R"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Veteran Saturday Night Live Producer Michael Shoemaker Will Be the Producer/Showrunner of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The New York Comedy Festival Has Signed a Three-Year Marketing Deal With Comedy Central... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Artie Lange Relapses, Checks into Rehab... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

One Way You Don't Want to Die... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Flight Of The Conchords Star Jermaine Clement Has Landed a Leading Role in a New Cult Comedy Movie"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Barack Obama and John McCain on Last Comic Standing. They Both Somehow Manage to Be Even Less Funny Than the Contestants (With Video)... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Myanmar Detains Comedian Who Delivered Cyclone Aid... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Chris Rock Performs a Surprise Pub Gig in Australia... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Laugh Factory Owner Jamie Masada is Suing His Partner... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Thai School Offers Transsexual Toilet." Worth Clicking Just to See the Men/Women Sign... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

What Would Cheesus Do?... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Dwarf Comedy Stunt Shocks Swedish Airport Staff"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Newspaper Misspells its Own Name on Front Page"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Holy Titty Sucking Balls, Gas Is Expensive... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

What Would Allah Do? Two Words: Meat Gristle... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Comedian Ahmed Ahmed the Subject of a New Documentary... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"There's Going to Be a National Multi-Venue Comedy Tribute Show to Coincide With the Release [of the New Mitch Hedberg Album]"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Colbert Gets His Spider... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The World's Oldest Joke Revealed... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Rififi, the East Village Comedy Staple, Finally Hosted its Last Show"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "U.S. Men Overcome Sloppy Start, Beat Turkey." Story Isn't Funny, But Headline Sure Is... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

George Carlin's Ashes Spread in New Hampshire... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Jerry Lewis Busted for Concealed Weapon... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Worst Death Ever... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "USAC fines Tony Stewart $10,000 for midget race"... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

The National Lampoon Comedy Club in Philly Closes Before it Opens... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Russell Brand is to Reprise His Breakthrough Movie Role in a Sequel to Forgetting Sarah Marshall"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Human Giant House Gets Robbed... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"A Scottish Comedian Has Been Branded 'Despicable' After Joking About a Murder Victim Just Yards From Where She Was Found"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

In New Zealand, You Can't Name Your Kid "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii." Just Thought You Should Know... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Another Comedy Record Set to Be Broken. Sigh... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Leno and Letterman Ratings Dip... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Teens Plead Guilty to Crimes Inspired By a Dane Cook Joke. No Word on Whether the Crimes Were Inspired By a Louis CK Joke First... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Russell Brand To Host the MTV Video Music Awards... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The New England Sports Network is Debuting a Stand-Up Comedy Show Tomorrow, and Gary Gulman is Hosting It... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"David Walliams and Matt Lucas Have Unveiled the Characters for the American Version of Little Britain"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Office Goes to Russia... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "Men Sentenced for Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "Octopus Sex Man Avoids Jail"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Canadian Comic Receives Death Threats for a Throw Away Line... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

One of Sydney, Australia's Four Comedy Clubs Has Folded. Another is Believed to Be Going Under... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Lakeshore Theater Plans Video Production Company... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Actual Headline: "Springfield Woman's Lawsuit Alleges Discrimination Against Her Monkey"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments