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"It Was Reported Earlier This Week That Sacha Baron Cohen's Fictional Alter-Ego Bruno Was Seen at an Anti-Gay Marriage Rally on Sunday. Only, it Wasn't Bruno, but Cohen's Newest Character, Straight Dave"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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"A Quebec Comedy Duo Notorious For Prank Calls to Celebrities and Heads of State Has Reached Sarah Palin, Convincing the Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee She Was Speaking With French President Nicolas Sarkozy"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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