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What the BBC Really Thought of its Comedy Stars in the Fifties and Sixties... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly in Step Brothers This Summer. Here's the Trailer... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

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Some Kid Gets Thrown From an Amusement Park Ride... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Gary Busey Abuses an 11-Year-Old Reporter at the United Nation Children's Foundation Oscar After-Party... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The 1986 Dodgers Giving You a Big Reason to Hate the Dodgers... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"A Supervisor at a Motivational Coaching Business in Provo is Accused of Waterboarding an Employee in Front of His Sales Team to Demonstrate That They Should Work as Hard on Sales as the Employee Had Worked to Breathe"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Could Be the Grossest Product in History. With a Disgusting TV Commercial... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Some Kid Faints at an Arnold Schwarzenegger Event... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Lisa's Mom is Supercool. And Totally Not Racist at All... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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It's Not His Fault He Always Flashes Back to His Time in 'Nam... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Those Filipino Inmates Do Soulja Boy and M.C. Hammer... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

CNN.com Sits Down With George Carlin... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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British Student Comic Harvey Ovenden on Religion and Raising a Child... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Fun Song About Scientology... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Andy Juett Handles the Paparazzi... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

You Don't Want This to Be Your Obit: "Quebec Woman Dies During Kinky Sex"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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An Association of All the Colleges in Ontario Pull Off a Humorous Viral Marketing Campaign... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

18 Sexiest Sex Offenders. Sign Me Up... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

CollegeHumor's Hardly Working Presents: Cool English Teacher... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Jerry Seinfeld is Defending Himself Against Legal Action For Slander, Claiming His Contentious Comments Were Clearly a Joke"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Frank Labatte's Accent Elimination Program... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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I'm Surprised There Haven't Been More Skiing Blooper Videos This Winter, But Here's One... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Guy Tries, Fails, to Bench 1085 Lbs. Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

If the Subtitles are Actually What These Kids Are Saying, They Could Be the Awesomest Kids in History... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

I've Got Bees, From the Tim and Eric Awesome Show... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Zach Galifianakis Singing In a Dress, Being Funny, and Threatening Dane Cook's Life... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Librarianist's Refute of Notorious B.I.G.'s Theory of Mo' Money Mo' Problems... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Another Sneak Peak at Human Giant Season 2, Premiering March 11th... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Old Women Should Never Dance. Here's the Proof... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The 10 Lamest Cartoon Superheroes Ever... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Finally, a Graphical Representation of May 6, 1937... Submitted By Jack - 2 Comments

Congratulations to Witless Protection, the #13 Movie of the Week... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Kid Jumps From One Roof to the Next, But He Wasn't Expecting This Result... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Comic Patton Oswalt on Keith Olbermann... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"National Lampoon, James Belushi Partner With This Fall's Chicago Comedy Fest"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

An Epic Failure By a Tow Truck Driver. And Not Just in High School... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

ABC and Fox are Already Planning How They'll Go After Jay Leno When His NBC Contract Expires and Conan Takes Over the Tonight Show... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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It Seems Line The Onion, Long Known for it's Fake News, is Now Venturing Into Fake Websites... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Today Would Have Been Jackie Gleason's 92nd B-Day. Take a Moment to Check Out the All New Website Dedicated to Him... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Double Front Flip Dunk Goes Bad... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Letter To The Girl In The Red Skirt... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

The More You Watch This Unintentionally Funny Video, the Funnier it Gets... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

There is Hope. Oh, Wait, the Phone's Broken. You Might as Well Just End It... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"A Murder Trial Was Halted Yesterday When a Woman Juror Was Unwittingly Flashed at By a Man in a Tartan Mini Skirt"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" and Other Nominees for the Oddest Book Title of the Year... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Behind The Scenes Convo Between Obama & Hilary... Submitted By Brian McGuinness - 0 Comments

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Michael Showalter & His Mixtape Store - Part 3... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

It's the End of an Era. Bobby Tisdale and Eugene Mirman Putting "Invite Them Up" on Indefinite Hiatus... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Week of Kindness Recreates the Last Day of the Beatles... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"A Comedian Goes Green but Won't Go Off Color." Because Nothing's Funnier Than Clean Jokes and Social Responsibility... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Sponsor a Zombie. A Charity We Can All Get Behind... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Alien & Predator vs. Lloyd Christmas... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

British Comic Stephen Grant Won the Chortle.co.uk Award for Best Compere. Here He is at The Comedy Store Last September... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Dude Taping a Commercial for "Furniture Guy" Becomes "Blooper Guy"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A-Rod's Baby. A Short Film I Thought Was Funny... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Dallas Morning News Interviews Richard Lewis... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Dead-Frog.com Has a Pretty Good Take on Why Barack Obaba Isn't Funny. Or Something Like That... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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This Just In: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Some Skater Tries to Regain His Balance By Grabbing a Garage Door. It Doesn't Work... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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Chloe From "24" Talking About Her Affair With Rush Limbaugh... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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The Neti Pot. It Could Be the Grossest Product Ever... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

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What Would Jesus Do? Apparently, He'd Trap Himself Inside of a Tree... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Michael Showalter & His Mixtape Store... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Quote From Article: "The Sitcom Isn't Dead." Examples Used: "Rita Rocks", "iCarly", and "That's So Raven"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Eddie Izzard is Planning a New Stand-Up Show... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Tennessee Helpless Against New Basement Tornadoes. The Onion Has the Scoop... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Dom Irrera to Host a Spoof of TV Courtoom Shows on DirecTV... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Newest Dateline NBC Ratings Grabber: To Catch a Hamburglar... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

A Really Really Young Steve Martin Does Some Magic... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Punchline Magazine Interviews Comic Robert Schimmel... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Lewis Black as Chris Crocker. I Genuinely Have No Idea What I Should Think About This... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Comedian to Deliver Comedy Door to Door, Organize Closets, Enter Gayest Gimmick Ever Contest... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Hampster Break-In. It's Pretty Much Impossible to Watch This Video Without Giggling... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

Some Kid on Teen Jeopardy! Drops the F-Bomb... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

And Just for the Sake of Beating Everyone Else to the Punch, Here's David Blaine Street Magic - Part 5 Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

David Blaine Street Magic - Part 4... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back at His Chick for the Whole Matt Damon Thing... Submitted By Jack - 2 Comments

You've Waited Long Enough. Here's a Great New Episode of Horrible People... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Liberal Comedian Lee Camp Lashes Out at Fox News, While on Fox News... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Some Amateur Wrestlers Try to Do the Frankensteiner, and it Doesn't Go As Planned... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Serious Lunch Reminds Us to Just Say No, Unless It's Really Good... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

You Want to Laugh at This Weird Old Jackson Hewett Ad? Me Too... Submitted By Jack - 1 Comments

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Grid 16. 16 Minigames in One, All at the Same Time... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

"Who Would Have Guessed That When You Remove Garfield From the Garfield Comic Strips, the Result is an Even Better Comic About Schizophrenia, Bipolor Disorder, and the Empty Desperation of Modern Life?"... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

Olde English Remids Us That There Are No Clean Getaways When it Comes to Kids' Birthdays... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments

The Best Barack Obama Impersonator I've Seen Yet... Submitted By Jack - 0 Comments